The Official “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” Drinking Game


GENERAL RULES (APPLY TO ALL FILMS)
* Any reference to hockey is made (1 drink).
* A character from another Askew-niverse film is mentioned (1 drink).
* Jay or Silent Bob raise their fist to someone approaching them (1 drink).
* A reference to a non-askewniverse film is made (Star Wars, Jaws, Pretty In Pink, etc.) (1 drink).
* A pop culture reference is made (2 drinks, use your own discretion.)
* Any character gives another character advice that he/she received from his/her grandmother (2 drinks).
* Any reference of Rick Derris having sex with someone is made (2 drinks).
* Jay gives or offers any drug to another character (2 drinks).
* Walt Flanagan’s dog is mentioned in any context (3 drinks).
* (OPTIONAL) Choose a character and drink once each time their name is mentioned.


TAKE ONE SIP WHEN…
* A computer generated (CGI) or bluescreen effect is used (once per scene).
* Someone uses the word “clit”.
* An actor/actress from “American Pie” appears (once per scene, per character).
* A character uses a drug of any kind.
* Chaka says “cracker”.
* A joke is made at Miramax’s expense.


TAKE TWO SIPS WHEN…


* One character refers to another character as “gay”.
* A Star Wars reference is made.
* Willenholly shows his badge to someone.
* Jay gets a kiss (real or imaginary).
* A joke is made at Ben Affleck’s expense.
* Jay sings a song.


TAKE THREE SIPS WHEN…
* Silent Bob speaks.
* Someone calls Jay “little kid”.
* A “Star Wars” alumnus appears on screen.
* Someone farts.
* A monkey kisses someone.
* Mooby appears (once per scene).


SPECIAL CASE…
* Aside from Kevin, any time ANOTHER film director appears on screen — 5 sips.
* You don’t know who the two guys shopping in the background of Quick Stop are (shame on you!) — 2 sips.
* When monkeys take over the world, FINISH YOUR DRINK!