Files Askew

File Name
File Size
File Description
amypics.zip

595,581

Replacement startup screens for Windows systems. There’s 3 themes: “Hooper X”, “Chasing Amy”, and “Jay And Silet Bob / Bluntman & Chronic”. Thanks to Richard Burns.
catheme.exe

1,759,232

Desktop conversion. If you don’t have themes support, download this file also.
chase.zip

409,237

Desktop conversion. If you don’t have themes support, download this file also.
chasing_amy.zip

173,001

A custom skin file for you Yahoo Instant Messanger. Created by Jamie Lorance.
amy-paper.jpg

83,262

A cool wallpaper graphic for your Windows desktop.
custome.exe

37,888

Custom icons for your desktop.

File Name
File Size
File Description
clerks.exe

1,215,488

Desktop conversion. If you don’t have themes support, download this file also.
clerks.zip

834,534

Desktop conversion. If you don’t have themes support, download this file also.
clerks3.zip

143,343

Desktop conversion. If you don’t have themes support, download this file also.
clerksanime.jpg

209,585

A great Windows wallpaper made from a montage of shots from the famous “Korean Animators” ending of one of the Clerks cartoons.
clerksdark.jpg

224,086

A Windows wallpaper courtesy of phoenixr.com.
clerksdv.zip

892,922

Desktop conversion. If you don’t have themes support, download this file also.
clerks_icns_sit.hqx

43,463

Custom Macintosh icons.
clerkstasunwall1024×768.jpg

124,441

A Clerks : The Cartoon WALLPAPER for your computer.
clerks-wallpaper.zip

823,374

A Clerks : The Cartoon WALLPAPER for your computer.
randal.zip

817,067

Randal Graves total desktop conversion. If you don’t have themes support, download this file also.

File Name
File Size
File Description
azrael.zip

67,752

A colorful coversion for your
bartleby.jpg

401,249

A Bartleby Wallpaper created by Paul Ponte.
dogmaicons.sit

17,631

Custom made icons for your Macintosh computer.
dogma2.zip

12,421

Custom made icons for your PC created by Joe Hatton.
dogmatheme.zip

12,421

The internet’s first Dogma Desktop theme for your PC created by Alinvain.
dogma.wsz

271,427

A Dogma-themed conversion for the WinAMP MP3 player.
golgothan.zip

51,902

An aminated Golgothan start-up screen for Windows created by
jnb.exe

1,816,527

Another Dogma Theme conversion created by Ryan Whelan.
loki.zip

67,752

A colorful coversion for your

File Name
File Size
File Description
bandcicons.zip

586

Bluntman and Chronic inspired cursors for your computer.
figures.zip

5,241

Bought the figures but don’t wanna open the box? Or are you just dying to hear what Graphitti’s Jay figure has to say? Look no further. Here’s all 6 of Jay’s clips and even 1 from Silent Bob!
gotmilk.jpg

30,132

A humorous home-grown graphic, featurting Jay & Silent Bob as they might appear if they were featured in one of those ‘Got Milk?’ ads.
jay&bob2.mov

1,369,041

A very funny Jay & Bob movie feturing Mage created by KungFu Dork.
j&sb.ttf

15,948

Custom made Jay & Silent Bob comic book logo font created by Carmen Fornarotto.
j&sbmac.sit

32,855

The Jay & Silent Bob comic book logo font for our Mac users.
jay&bobsims.zip

182,951

Custom made “skin” files for the PC game “The Sims” featuring Jay & Silent Bob created by Bradford Smithsonian.
jay&sb.zip

67,752

A colorful coversion for your WinAmp MP3 player.
jayandsilent.zip

1,067,325

A JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK themed screensaver courtesy of JoBlo.com
jay-sbob.zip

1,631,901

Another Jay & Silent Bob Theme conversion created by Ryan Whelan.
jaybobd.exe

89,839

A Windows 95 startup screen featuring Jay & Bob from the diner scene in Chasing Amy.
jsb.zip

1,008,255

Desktop conversion. If you don’t have themes support, download this file also.
jsb2.zip

1,008,773

Desktop conversion. If you don’t have themes support, download this file also.
jsb3.zip

946,466

Desktop conversion. If you don’t have themes support, download this file also. [Kent Jakway]
jsbscrn.exe

183,638

Windows 95 Startup and Shutdown screen replacements featuring that loveable duo.
jsb_high.exe

24,148

Custom high-color cursors. Watch Jay & Silent Bob dance gracefully over your desktop, making those boring wait times seem trivial.
jsb_low.exe

20,137

Custom low-color cursors. Watch Jay & Silent Bob dance gracefully over your desktop, making those boring wait times seem trivial.
scream3.wav

119,386

Jay & Silent Bob’s infamous “Scream 3? cameo captured in .WAV format!
snoogamp.zip

260,156

A colorful coversion for your WinAmp MP3 player.
TCMGame

10 Megs

An old-school NES-styled video game with an appearance by Jay & Silent Bob created by Omnicidal Software.

File Name
File Size
File Description
malliconhigh.exe

24,594

Custom high-color icons.
malliconlow.exe

19,978

Custom low-color icons.
mallrats.exe

1,187,840

Desktop conversion. If you don’t have themes support, download this file also.
mallrats.zip

430,973

Desktop conversion. If you don’t have themes support, download this file also.
mallrats_icns_sit.hqx

84,232

Custom Macintosh icons.
mallrats2.zip

618,093

Desktop conversion. If you don’t have themes support, download this file also.
mallrats3.zip

1,826,124

‘Rats themed screensaver for your PC.
mallrats4.exe

1,972,224

‘Rats themed screensaver for your PC created by John Martin.
mallratswinampskin.zip

175,794

A colorful coversion for your WinAmp MP3 player.
mallrats-paper.jpg

94,351

A cool wallpaper graphic for your Windows desktop.
mallz.exe

1,008,711

A nifty little suite of games, bios, etc. that was used to promote the film when it opened. PC only.
mime001.jpg

315,290

A cool wallpaper graphic for your Windows desktop.
mr.zip

1,608,357

Desktop conversion. If you don’t have themes support, download this file also.
rats.zip

78,339

Desktop conversion. If you don’t have themes support, download this file also.

File Name
File Size
File Description
adelaide.sit

21,025

A Mac version of the “Adelaide” font.
adelaide.ttf

31,525

A Windows 3.x/95 TrueType Font called “Adelaide”. We dubbed it the “Clerks” font since it resembles the text that View Askew has used in promotions and elsewhere since Clerks was released.
askew_icons.zip

194,073

A ton of great Askew related icons for your PC.
askewsims.zip

1,067,325

Custom made “The Sims” skins of Bluntman & Chronic, Banky, Brodie, Banky, Dante, and Randal created by Vince Elsing and Nate.
askewsims2.zip

381,222

More custom made “The Sims” skins including Bartleby, Hooper, Dogma Silent Bob, a guy in a View Askew Shirt, Azreal, Jason Lee as Fletch, and a J&SBSB Jay created by Vince Elsing.
bob_hornet.bmp

10,175

Custom made Jay & Silent Bob “Green Hornet”-themed wallpaper.
buttons.zip

10,175

Custom made buttons you can use on your website to link to NewsAskew.com!
cybercomic.zip

563,251

This exclusive “CyberComic” sets the stage for this new Daredevil series.
gta.zip

548,492

Custom made skin for GRAND THEFT AUTO III to change one storefront into The Stash. For PC Only.
gta2.zip

221,492

More custom made skin for GRAND THEFT AUTO III to change one storefront into RST Video and your character into Silent Bob. For PC Only.
Head_Skins_Askew.zip

188,803

More custom made skins for The Sims.
hosties.png

1,292,188

The amazing Dave Barr does it again with this pattern that you can use to print, cut, and fold together your own Hosties Cereal Box!
icons1.zip

152,796

Various ViewAskew icons for your Windows system.
MSbaileywallpaper.jpg

29,796

A View Askew wallpaper, trimmed to work on mobile phones using
Microsoft’s new Smartphone.
nailsbx2.zip

229,356

Print out this .BMP and transform your ordinary pack of smokes into a pack of Nails! Created by Elliot A. Mohr.
nailsbx2.jpg

79,038

Print out this .JPG and transform your ordinary pack of smokes into a pack of Nails Menthe!
nails.zip

226,562

Print out this .BMP and transform your ordinary pack of smokes into a pack of Nails! Created by Will Wilkins and modified by Nastard.
nailsicons.zip

1,497

Use these icons to switch your recycle bin into a pack of Nails ciggarettes.
Psychotic_Carp.zip

708,349

Make your own pack of nails 100’s with this graphic and some thick cardboard paper.
snooganb.zip

57,953

A must have for any View Askew fan who plays Sim City 2000, Snooganburg is a virtual “City Askew” that you can import into game.
sporkbats.sit

48,866

A Mac version of the “Sporkbats” font.
spbats.ttf

72,648

A Windows 3.x/95 TrueType Font of commercial logos including all of the Jersey Trilogy (Clerks is “D”, Mallrats is “e”, Chasing Amy is “l”).
vaart.zip

528,068

Custom made “The Sims” decorations for your virtual Qucik Stop Samantha Ross.
va_damon.exe

132,546

Be greeted and ushered out of Windows 95 by Vulgar The Clown, the View Askew mascot, with these replacement screens.
vt.avi

2,572,945

Here’s a somewhat famous, hard to come by video that Kevin filmed exclusively for net broadcast! See what happens when Kev’s given some vegetables and a camera.
vulgar.exe

17,008

Hey, why point at stuff with an arrow when you can move Vulgar around with your mouse?